Yeahhh

Haha, you didn't insult me....I was actually cracking up as I read your post. No, not because I think brain-damage is funny, but because you take everything so SERIOUSLY!!:)

And, I'm not sure how I would quickly acquire a crowbar, but I'm sure a baseball bat would do the trick.

Same story for whichever guys in your life feel like breaking your heart...or Gry's.

You probably think I'm trying to be macho or something, but I'm dead serious.

If someone were to harm my future child, I would harm them.

If someone breaks your heart, I WILL break their face.

But y'all probably shouldn't tell the guys in the future you are considering dating about this, because it might scare them away:) Gotta let the hook snag them and reel them in first:):)

So yeah:)

Don't worry, I don't expect the same from you. You both are strong(ish), just not buff...

And ok, lets face it: 5'3 and 5'4 are not very intimidating numbers;)


But hopefully I won't be forced to beat the crap out of your future loved ones, cause that would hurt their reputation, and be extremely embarrassing for them. And I just wouldn't want that, would I?
Cause I'd be *insert eyes rolling* so concerned about their feelings....

Anyways, I'm starting to freak myself out a little, so I'll stop going on and on and on about myself causing damage.

Love you both:)

Remember to pray for your future spouses

(no pun intended)

I've been trying to keep my future spouse in my prayers lately:)

But this really is NOT the post to talk about that, after what I just typed up there^So I'm shutting up now:)

~Love~